A Taiwanese joke about men and women (well, maybe it’s more like a universal joke.
Anyway, I translated from Chinese into English.)
An example of not knowing women good enough:
Situation: A couple is talking on the phone before going to bed at 11:30p.m. The man yawns over the conversation.
Woman: Sleepy already? (prying)
Man: Well,…a little bit. I had a long day.
Woman: All right, why don’t you go to bed first. I’ll call you tomorrow then. (in a
thoughtful tone)
Man: OK, good night!
Five minutes later, the phone rings.
Man: Hello (with a sleepy voice)
Woman: You don’t love me anymore. (almost cry)
Man: What’s going on, sweetheart? What are you talking about?
Woman: How come you didn’t want to chat with me and you were yawning while
talking to me? Are you getting tired of me? (start sobbing)
Man: What are you talking about, sweetheart? You told me to go to bed. I was
just tired.
Woman: You said you’re tired! What was I supposed to do?
Man: Sigh! You could just tell me that you had something more to say and you don’t
want to end the conversation.
Woman: How could I say that! I didn’t want to force you to continue the conversation.
It’ll be meaningless if I say so. (sobbing)
Man: OK. OK. It’s all my fault. Don’t be upset, sweetie. You know I love
you……………………………………………………………………
The man spent half an hour to comfort the woman. He ended up going to bed at 11:45.
Tips for men:
Women are emotional. They care about feelings not logic.
Say something sweet. This could save you a lot of time.
Don’t be the one who wants to end the telephone conversation with a woman.